yep and some think i am hard on this twit hope one day he has to produce this
Political Garbage
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the harley rider
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
it happened
was on my way to spend my money at Lowe's this morning to do my part to stimulate the economy and I found myself behind this little hybrid of a car bearing a bumper sticker that read,
"We did it! - Obama/Biden"
Well, as luck would have it she pulled along side of me at a red light about a half mile down the road.
I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumbs up.
She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!' She thanked me.
Then I quickly added, "It's GREAT that you are taking responsibility for your mistake!"
She gave me the finger and drove off.
was on my way to spend my money at Lowe's this morning to do my part to stimulate the economy and I found myself behind this little hybrid of a car bearing a bumper sticker that read,
"We did it! - Obama/Biden"
Well, as luck would have it she pulled along side of me at a red light about a half mile down the road.
I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumbs up.
She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!' She thanked me.
Then I quickly added, "It's GREAT that you are taking responsibility for your mistake!"
She gave me the finger and drove off.
Matthew 10:16
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S*** happens!
Hey Mike When she gave you the ubiquitous/omnipresent one gun salutatory salute you should have blown her a kiss in exchange for her unsolicited/gratuitous invitation to have conjugal relations with you.
Hey Mike When she gave you the ubiquitous/omnipresent one gun salutatory salute you should have blown her a kiss in exchange for her unsolicited/gratuitous invitation to have conjugal relations with you.
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A Snake
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conjunical.....I like that
he just has to keep it in legal form ha ha
Matthew 10:16
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Hey Mike & A Snake: A good friend of mine says he & his wife only have hall sex nowadays. As in when they pass each other in the hall they just say F U to one another! 
NOTE Editor if this post violates family friendly GCC please delete! 
NOTE Editor if this post violates family friendly GCC please delete! had that kind with my 1 st wife but everywhere in the house
A Snake
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sex??? is this a new concept that I am not aware of after 33 years of marital bliss?
Shipwrecked
SHIPWRECKED
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.
That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
SHIPWRECKEDA man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.
That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
the new holloween
holloween now
holloween now
That's a good one
Matthew 10:16
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What if the caption for the Man said: "Go away I don't have any candy." (with a house full of candy in the background) and then the caption for the needy/poor witch child said "oh crap, a republican"
Matthew 10:16
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What if the caption for the man said: "My client doesn't have any money for child support." and in the background is the father counting lots of his money and then the caption for his child on the porch says "Oh crap, a lawyer" 
I see it happen all the time. BTW Hey Kid it's OK to disagree as long as we remain friends. 
I see it happen all the time. BTW Hey Kid it's OK to disagree as long as we remain friends.
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if america lost
kinda funny
kinda funny
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Unaware
Unaware? Hmmm, I don't think so!!
Unaware isn't flying anymore! Mr. President, you are a liar! I remember my mom telling me if you tell a lie, you have to lie again to cover the first lie, and then all of a sudden you tell so many lies you can't cover them up anymore. My mom was always right.
Barack Obama , through his spokesman, claimed that he was unaware of the tax day tea parties. Granted, the main stream media has done a good job in suppressing any sort of coverage ahead of time (and the little coverage they did provide was derisive at best)… but how out of touch is the Community Organizer in Chief, really?
This much.
- He was unaware that he was attending a church (for 20 years) with a racist pastor who hates America .
- He was unaware that he was family friends with, and started his political career in the living room of, a domestic terrorist.
- He was unaware that he had invested in two speculative companies backed by some of his top donors right after taking office in 2005.
- He was unaware that his own aunt was living in the US illegally.
- He was unaware that his own brother lives on pennies a day in a hut in Kenya .
- He was unaware of the AIG bonuses that he and his administration approved and signed into a bill.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Commerce was under investigation in a bribery scandal.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of the Treasury was a tax cheat
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be the U.S. Trade Representative was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the woman he nominated to be his Chief Performance Officer was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be #2 at the Environmental Protection Agency was under investigation for mismanaging $25 million in EPA grants.
For the love of God, there are people in comas that are more aware of world affairs than this smooth talking, village idiot.
JUST MORE FACTS
Unaware? Hmmm, I don't think so!!
Unaware isn't flying anymore! Mr. President, you are a liar! I remember my mom telling me if you tell a lie, you have to lie again to cover the first lie, and then all of a sudden you tell so many lies you can't cover them up anymore. My mom was always right.
Barack Obama , through his spokesman, claimed that he was unaware of the tax day tea parties. Granted, the main stream media has done a good job in suppressing any sort of coverage ahead of time (and the little coverage they did provide was derisive at best)… but how out of touch is the Community Organizer in Chief, really?
This much.
- He was unaware that he was attending a church (for 20 years) with a racist pastor who hates America .
- He was unaware that he was family friends with, and started his political career in the living room of, a domestic terrorist.
- He was unaware that he had invested in two speculative companies backed by some of his top donors right after taking office in 2005.
- He was unaware that his own aunt was living in the US illegally.
- He was unaware that his own brother lives on pennies a day in a hut in Kenya .
- He was unaware of the AIG bonuses that he and his administration approved and signed into a bill.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Commerce was under investigation in a bribery scandal.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of the Treasury was a tax cheat
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be the U.S. Trade Representative was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the woman he nominated to be his Chief Performance Officer was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be #2 at the Environmental Protection Agency was under investigation for mismanaging $25 million in EPA grants.
For the love of God, there are people in comas that are more aware of world affairs than this smooth talking, village idiot.
JUST MORE FACTS
Phoenix
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I didn't hear you complaining when Dubya started a war so his rich buddies could get even richer on the blood of thousands!!!!
Complain about the little things and overlook murder. Good one!
Dubya and Cheney are MURDERERS! MASS Murderers - for money!!!
Oh but, Barack Obama went to a church where the pastor was racist.....
Oh but, Obama isn't a citizen even though his mother is.....
Oh but if I just agree with the right wing crazies maybe they will leave me alone....
You REALLY want to talk politics here???
Complain about the little things and overlook murder. Good one!
Dubya and Cheney are MURDERERS! MASS Murderers - for money!!!
Oh but, Barack Obama went to a church where the pastor was racist.....
Oh but, Obama isn't a citizen even though his mother is.....
Oh but if I just agree with the right wing crazies maybe they will leave me alone....
You REALLY want to talk politics here???
Karl, we will not tolerate 'yelling' because you are offended by the opinions of others. No need to start a 'war' that will never end. If you can't handle the opinions of others in a tone that is civil enough for discussion, then threads can be shut down, which may be your intent.
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RULE - keep topics open as discussions, not accusations based on opinion. If you can't post facts, you can't post it, PERIOD. Typing in all caps, with multiple exclamation points and other typing methods that indicate yelling will not be tolerated. Discuss in a civil manner, and all will be well. If you get your feelings hurt or stepped on, do not reply until you have had time to sit back and decipher your feelings on said subject before replying.
RULE - Keep it FACT based - many of the forwarded e-mails I see have been around for years. Want to quickly dispell a rumor, check out Snopes.com.
As has been indicated in another thread, YES, people want to have politics allowed with a few simple rules. For now, ANY thread with political discussion will be locked until said rules have been decided upon by Mark and I. Until further notice, please keep all posts void of politics, cartoons, hearsay, forwarded e-mails and how our state is voting on things. We will not totally shut down politics going forward after rules have been set. Just give us a couple days to discuss, then you can carry on.
THIS THREAD LOCKED FOR NOW.
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