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Gateway Latest news - state and locals want the back due taxes and now that dover motorsports has nothing to do with this track a deadline was given to the land owners to sell and pay back taxes or they lose all and track will go to auction - kinda looks like justice to the greedy they where...

The RECTUM STRETCHER While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your...

Thoughts for Today  . Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then shit on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find...

New arrivals in Heaven All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life. The first applicant of the day explains...

Two Cowboys A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and...

The Great Escape Sometimes it pays to let the other person speak first http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi2435187481

Better becareful have seen many a trailer torn up loaning to others, so far my open trailer has had only 1 mishap on loan - 1 light and bent license plate and the same guy lost set of keys to winch box and trailer lock, then after a little heated talk and got him to pay for the light he had the...

If I am over this cold I my go

Look here Spec out tires and axle before you buy 1 - this will help if you ever want to sell, many used trailers out there have light axles and passenger car tires on them. RACEJUNK.COM see this site for nice used ones

Two Old Drunks Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, "Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands! By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, I could bend it...

Poor Bubba Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly... The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the...

The drag guys just hit the slick after a burn out. they try to leave with the temp on the slick the same every run. Was at the st charles store today buying a new longer digital caliper for push rod lenth and saw this guy that was not to happy, seems he had a small cut off wheel explode and had...

6 bolts holding hindge assembly to the body is a givaway

Thats a B&B out of Granby, Missouri . trunk mounting is the give away. Have better scam - guy in north county was selling a old street rod on ebay and sent a worthless Certifed Cashiers Check - found bank it was drawn on and they said it was computor generated and worthless, asked him to act...

DAM I LIKE HER AND WE NEED MORE LIKE HER. Arizona governor vs. Phoenix Suns owner - I'd say she makes a pretty good case with her analogy!! The owner of the Phoenix Suns basketball team, Robert Sarver, came out strongly opposing AZ's new immigration laws. Arizona's Governor, Jan Brewer...

Dear Abby Please Help !!! I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep...

What do I do with the Bill A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the...

Maryville road in granite city The Hit n Run on maryville road had the hit knocked out of it and roofs torn off many buildings and homes there - alarm system went off at speed shop during night and credit card machine down and stayed down all day - ?? all phone lines up and building looked ok...

Jewish Divorce A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Norm! All he wants is anal sex, and my rectum is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom...

2010 f150 My sons new truck needs a hood and roof - after he get $$ I will send him to a paintless dent repair guy I know - this guy can get everyone I have ever seen out - 2001 he did my t-bird and my new jeep and insurance company paid for new roof on jeep and new hood - he did all at...