Tiger the true animal

A

A Snake

Member #024
Location (City)
McLeansboro, Il
First Name
Mike
Last Name
Woley
His dad named him Tiger

We know he is a Cheetah

we also know he has been Lion

Only if his dad would have known the choices
 
I know the feeling.
I just wish I would have gotten my hearing aid sooner....no idea how many ops I passed up.
 
christmas break

> It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
> > turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
> > children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
> > dismissal.
> >
> > Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
> > leave early today."
> >
> > Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
> > and will answer the question."
> >
> > Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
> >
> > Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
> >
> > Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
> >
> > Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
> >
> > Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
> >
> > Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
> >
> > Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
> >
> > Johnny is even madder than before.
> >
> > Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
> >
> > Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
> >
> > Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
> >
> > Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
> > questions.
> >
> > When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
> > keep their mouths shut!"
> >
> > The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
> >
> > Johnny: "TIGER WOODS, CAN I GO NOW?"
:eek:
 
TIGER's HOLIDAY POEM

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem



Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
:D :D
 
Elin # 1 now

Fox News and CNN have reported that Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA Tour yesterday after 'beating' the world's number one golfer. The news came after the world's number one golfer inadvertently played the wrong hole... :eek:
 
Ten rules for men to lead a happy life

10 Rules for Men

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other!!!!!!!

Sincerely, Tiger Woods :eek:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top