1. To avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables:
Have someone else hold the vegetables.
2. Avoid arguments about lifting the toilet seat:
Use the sink.
3. For high blood pressure:
Cut yourself and bleed for two minutes. This will probably reduce pressure. Use a timer.
4. For a bad cough:
Double laxative dosage. This will avoid excessive coughing.
5. There are only two known tools in life: Wd-40 and duct tape:
- if it doesn't move and should, use wd-40.
- if it shouldn't move and does, use duct tape.
6. If a hammer cannot fix your problem: It must be electrical.
Remember:
Some people are like slinkies.
They are not good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Have someone else hold the vegetables.
2. Avoid arguments about lifting the toilet seat:
Use the sink.
3. For high blood pressure:
Cut yourself and bleed for two minutes. This will probably reduce pressure. Use a timer.
4. For a bad cough:
Double laxative dosage. This will avoid excessive coughing.
5. There are only two known tools in life: Wd-40 and duct tape:
- if it doesn't move and should, use wd-40.
- if it shouldn't move and does, use duct tape.
6. If a hammer cannot fix your problem: It must be electrical.
Remember:
Some people are like slinkies.
They are not good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.