Kerry & Kathy
Member #007
Concise explanation....
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, they don’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one should have one.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a Conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to protect his country and defeat this threat.
A Liberal wonders how he can surrender gracefully and still look good in the eyes of this threat.
If a Conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their own life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic is Conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their black or Hispanic Liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal in the same condition wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches to a different channel.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down from the airways.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
I a Liberal is a non believer he wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal needing health care demands that his neighbors pay for his.
If a Conservative sees a person or family in need, they go out of their way to help personally.
If a Liberal sees a person in need he demands the government "do something".
If a Conservative dreams of a new or bigger house, they work and save until they can afford a nice home.
A Liberal dreams of a new home or bigger house and looks to government programs that will subsidize their unwillingness to work for it themselves.
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, they don’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one should have one.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a Conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to protect his country and defeat this threat.
A Liberal wonders how he can surrender gracefully and still look good in the eyes of this threat.
If a Conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their own life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic is Conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their black or Hispanic Liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal in the same condition wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches to a different channel.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down from the airways.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
I a Liberal is a non believer he wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal needing health care demands that his neighbors pay for his.
If a Conservative sees a person or family in need, they go out of their way to help personally.
If a Liberal sees a person in need he demands the government "do something".
If a Conservative dreams of a new or bigger house, they work and save until they can afford a nice home.
A Liberal dreams of a new home or bigger house and looks to government programs that will subsidize their unwillingness to work for it themselves.