New member of my family

mike w

mike w

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Woody black lab and strange he has no markings totally black at this time. Was runt of the litter. And I never have to worry about him asking to drive the cobra - although he may piss on the wheels. Got him in Mountainhome ark. My christmas present ha ha told the wife its hers :)
 
And I always thought that was caused by a attorney cutting through my backyard chasing after a ambulance and to lazy to use a toilet
 
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This thread set some sort of record for going off track.

From puppy dog to lawyers to Obama in 9 posts. You guys are killing me.
 
Looks like he's getting ready to argue his brief before the Supreme Court and lay down a scroll of litigious semantic jurisprudence. :D Hey Mark your right we surely don't know how to stay on topic, but we sure do know how to have fun. :D
 
But your toys up here -- wheres your keys i will take the ones with heaters for a spin for you - hope the tanks are full
 
Wow just realized something

Subject: My Dog




My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,


Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!

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It was sooooooooooooo obvious where you were going with that from the 1st sentence. :D
BTW Are you going to disinherit him or just cut off his reproductive capabilities for doing the unspeakable? After all you don't want anymore scum sucking demos around do ya? :D
 
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