I'm a smoker ...

STL Mark

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Honorary Member
Location (City)
Pacific, MO
First Name
Mark
Last Name
Earls
and thanks to my deadly, disgusting habit and our government's pension for wealth redistribution - you all will be glad to know that the higher taxes (from a bill signed today) on my cigarettes will now pay for health care for millions of poor uninsured children - including all illegal alien children. Now, I still have to pay the full boat for my kid's health insurance, in fact the rates are going up too. But that's OK - just as long as I keep smoking, because I'm doing it for the kids. In fact, I need help. There's actually not enough smokers in the US to fund the program. So, let's help the kids GCC and LIGHT ONE UP TODAY! Your filthy habit could save a life.
 
That's what I like about you Mark!!! Always looking at the bright side!:)
 
I'm with Mark on this one!!!!
Glen Beck says we need 24 million "new" smokers to support this schip. At a cost of 32.5 billion $ to take care of another 4.5 million children, that comes to over $7000 per child.
Maybe I will increase my my habit two fold...I am a 1 pack a day kinda guy so that would be approx $250.00/year in new taxes. If I double it, $500/year.
Or maybe I could just send a check to Barry.
I can't wait till I turn 65 and get on Medicare.
 
doing my part too

yep i have the great habit at a pack a day. can't wait till i get to walk around wearing hoses out my nose and carrying a oxygen bottle with me to breath. sounds like a killer plan
 
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