Farmer Brown

[Matthew 10:16]

Hey Guys: Did you the hear the one about the three guys (a Hindu, a Jew & a Lawyer) whose car broke down in the country? They all walked to farmer Brown's house and asked if they could stay the night. Farmer Brown said sure, but I've only got room for 2 of ya so 1 of ya's gonna have to sleep in the barn. So the Hindu says ok I'll sleep in the barn. About 5 mins later someone's knocking at the door. When farmer Brown answers the door, the Hindu says I can't sleep out there, there's a cow out there. So the Jew says ok I'll sleep in the barn. About 5 mins later there's a knock at the door. When farmer Brown answers the door, the Jew says I can't sleep out there, there's a pig out there. So the Lawyer says, ok I'll sleep in the barn. About 5 mins later there's a knock at the door. When farmer Brown answers the door, the pig and the cow are standing there saying we can't sleep out there, there's a Lawyer out there.

 

[Matthew 10:16]

What do lieyers use for birth control? Their personalities.

 

[TBULL]

Great! A new area for Lawyer jokes. I hope Mark reserved enough harddrive space.

 

[STL Mark]

Too Funny.
You pulled up a thread that is almost 9 months old.

 

[Matthew 10:16]

I figure I'm old so I like old stuff

What's the differance between a catfish & a lieyer? One is a scum sucking, low life, bottom dweller & the other is a fish.

 

[TBULL]

One of my Favorites:

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

 

[TBULL]

Another:

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defense."

The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"

The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000, and I just found out about it!"