even Santa is upset about economy

See, I thought Frosty has been moonlighting as an MD. Lets hope its not the second, he is over an open flame!
 
OMG I'm starting to get your drift. :D Frosty the proctologist. :eek: You're surely not suggesting an alternative interpretation of the display which favors our alternative lifestyle "friends" (butthole surfers) (sorry couldn't resist that one) are you? :eek: You're a riot Kid. Keep up the good stuff. ATTENTION MODERATOR; Delete as deemed appropriate out of respect for family values & politically correct climate. :D
 
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WOW I thought the Paddock was "Anything goes-Almost." I guess it depends on what almost means. :D WOW So ya wanna talk about lesies huh! :eek: OK go ahead. :rolleyes: I'm not homophobic (well OK maybe just a little :D) how bout you?
 
I know this is the paddock, but knowing the crowd here I still don't think I would invite the potential posts you are requesting:D
 
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my votes with the lesbo sex
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Oh Gee I never would have guessed! :D:rolleyes: You're such a sicko & I guess that's why I like you. :D BTW Hey Kid this thread went WAY off topic in a weird direction. Gee I wonder who was responsible for that. :p
 
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Yep, thats it! Just remember this is the type of news story I read:

And yes this was from an actually paper not a forum!

University of Arizona undergrad Chris House watched the Wildcats play Cal on Saturday at a stadium tailgate and, in the drunken excitement of the game, gauged her interest in adopting a plus-one system later that night.

“He tried to call it a plus-one system, but I’m not an idiot,” said Heather Millen, House’s girlfriend. “He wanted to have a threesome with the one girl who showed up who's in his poli sci class. If that’s what he wants, then we’re going to have some problems."

Millen said she briefly experimented with a plus-one system with a different boyfriend as a freshman, but says she is "through that phase."

"I think the current system works pretty well," she said. "It’s not perfect, but no one gets satisfied with the plus-one. I had a plus-one already with an old boyfriend, and I just kind of laid there by herself while they went at it. Two weeks later we broke up.”

House said he was hoping for the plus-one because he believes his classmate deserves a shot.

“She is one of those girls who is kind of overlooked because she doesn’t wear a lot of make-up or do much to her hair or wear very revealing clothing,” said House. “But I can tell that under her loose sweatshirts she has an amazing body – maybe even better than Heather’s body. Plus, since she has been ignored for so long, I bet she is really eager to prove herself. She has that underdog mentality. I see it as a win-win for everyone.”

House's Political Science 212 classmate, Carrie Marshall, said she would love to show what she could do in a plus-one system.

“I could tell he was giving me serious consideration,” said Marshall, “and I think it would have happened if his girlfriend wasn’t so strongly against the system. So I’ll just keep hoping my shot comes in the future. All I can do is keep coming to class each day and doing my thing. I can't control other people's perceptions. And, who knows, maybe one day I’ll get a shot at him one-on-one.”

House says that even though his girlfriend instantly shot down the proposal, he hopes it is something that could happen in the future.

“Apparently she didn’t have as much to drink as I thought she did,” said House. “But I’ll keep bringing it up, because I think a plus-one system is best for everyone. And if not a plus-one system, then a playoff. Or, as some might call a playoff – an orgy.”
 
OMG this is best thread we have had ever on this forum by many miles! :D What a riot! :D OMG BTW I'm falling in love with the buxom lassy. :D What's her phone #? I don't care what her bra size is it's obviously big enough. I just want her ph # NOW! :D Hey Why am I being blamed for this FUN Kid? BTWII Hey Tim love the new addition to your avatar.
 
How would you know? Your glasses are so steamed up you can't see out of em. :D Hey Mikey Tim said that's your sister with the great eyes. Any truth to what he says? Or is he just spoutin off opinions again without facts to back it up? :D:p;)
 
1) So this is what Lawyers do-Take the focus completely off the subject?
2) That is no where near PC-Dave you should have previewed, I now know why Mike asked YOU to post it.
3) What happended to Tim's Post?
4) Any idea how to clean Rum and Coke off a laptop. At 3:44 into the previous post I happened to spit my drink out?
 
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