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Matthew 10:16

Matthew 10:16

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Bethalto, IL.
First Name
David
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Virgin
Hey Mark/Admin.: I still can't delete stale posts & threads. Went 2 club calendar 2 delete stale posts won't let me do it. BTW do U intend to let the rest of us post "Polls?" Dave/Matthew 10:16
 
Fun Stuff

Matthew 10:16 said:
Boy now U've dun it! This could be lots of fun. I'll give ya my try later got 2 get 2 court. Dave/Matthew 10:16
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Here goes nuttn: Blind snake & blind rabbit meet in the woods. They say 2 each other: "I don't know what I am." So they decide to feel each other & tell each other what they are. Blind snake goes 1st. You are soft & fuzzy all over, you have a soft round tail & long floppy ears. You must be a rabbit. Blind rabbit goes 2nd. You are low down, slimy, have a forked tongue and are a pond scum sucking creature who is sneaky. You must be a lawyer. :D:D:D:D Dave/Matthew 10:16
 
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Dave...Here's my try

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for architect's brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
 
Good stuff

Keep it up. Lawyers deserve it. I had an interesting experience with a scum sucking lawyer yesterday. I had another case with her about five years ago & she played a bunch of lying, cheating & devious tricks to try to beat me. Imagine a lawyer doing that. :( Didn't do her any good. Her client lost. No wonder the general public has such a low opinion of my profession. Sadly many of my so called brethren should not be lawyers. Love Lawyer jokes.
 
Nice to Hear..

Dave, it's a good thing you're easy going. Good to hear that you can laugh at yourself too. I laugh at myself and stupid thing in my profession all the time. Now blonde jokes, who doesn't like those! :cool:
 
No other .................

way to be, is there? Who's ur favorite dumb blonde TV character of all time? Now we're really gettin off topic. OK Tim get out the whuppn stick smilie again for ole Dave. :D:eek: BTW Woke up @ 2:30am couldn't sleep on my way to new office to work. :(
 
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I would have to say if you're looking at current pop culture....anybody on that E! Entertainment televison show "Sunset Tan" followed by the "Girls Next Door" (take your pick of the 3).
 
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