Dear Alaska Voters

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Phoenix

Member # 013
Location
Saint Louis
First Name
Karl
Last Name
Schoenefeld
After being in the national spotlight, an honor which I richly deserve due to my good looks, I am no longer satisfied with just being governor of Alaska. In fact, Alaska reminds me of a third world country, which I have not visited, but have heard about. Besides, I am just so busy that I cannot be bothered by just being a governor. No, I am not talking about being a mother, you silly-dilly! I am talking about studying up so that the next time I am thrust into the public spotlight I do not look like such a boob!

I think I will take advice from Hillary, even though she is ugly and I am beautiful, and move to a state with a lot of voters and that needs a Senator. Of course, that will only be temporary too since there are plenty of good conservative jobs out there like talk-show host and second-guesser. With my overwhelming beauty, I am a natural for television. Eat your heart out, Rush!

See you on TV, Alaska. I will miss you like a toothache. (I know you can't hate me 'cause I'm just so darn cute!)

Smilin' at ya!
Sarah Palin
 
Oh, Barry is qualified. What for???? Who knows!
But then, what exactly are the qualifications for a politician?!
:D
 
Reading a teleprompter? Blaming past administration when your plans don't work out?
 
Maybe there should be some sort of test for people who want to run for office. They should be able to read and write. But I guess that would be unconstitutional........

;)
 
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