Conversation This Evening

[6stringcobra]

Overheard in my garage while wrenching on the car tonight. The wife opens the door from the house to the garage...............

Wife: "Chuck, it smells of gas in here...I don't like it."

Chuck: "Can you smell my or Brendan's hockey gear anymore?"

Wife: (silence) (door closes)​

 

[Tim M]

Soo, how does the couch sleep?

 

[6stringcobra]

Fine .... Downstairs couch is in front of a big screen with a beer fridge a couple steps away

 

[mike w]

Kinda sounds like your turkey is already cooked - worse yet let me guess you had turkey T V dinners for thanksgiving