Coffee and Testicles

[Richgrsc]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply
for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He
replies, "Yes, caffeine.. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points
toward employment.." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
testicles.."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got
enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal
hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm . You can start tomorrow at
10:00 am , and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from
8:00 am to 4:00 PM , why don't you want me here until 10:00 am ?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the
first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching
our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

 

[Kerry & Kathy]

As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"....