Carbon Credits

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A Snake

Member #024
Location (City)
McLeansboro, Il
First Name
Mike
Last Name
Woley
Here's the deal...I got all my Christmas lights up yesterday....I am sure I am not politically correct as the front yard is BRIGHT. Brighter than my neigbors so it is noticable as you drive down the lane.
Do I need to purchase some carbon credits or can I turn down the heat in the house or not drive the Cobra to offset the dastardly deed I performed?
What would Al say about this?
I won't sleep until I know I am doing the right thing....worried sick the carbon cops will arrest me....at least I know a good lawyer...Dave you are available for this kind of legaleze are you not?
 
Yes, you MUST purchase some credits!!!

As it happens, I have five (5) credits for sale that should be sufficient for your Christmas (I mean - Holiday) Season. They are offered at the special discount rate of $ 1 Trillion per credit. Hurry! At this price they won't last long.....
 
Send me 4 please...the check is in the mail.
Oh, better make it 5....I may not take down the lights until spring time and I am sure I will forget and turn them on at some point after Christmas
 
Hey Snakey Guy: Big Al is a personal friend of mine ;) & I just sent him an email to pay you a visit. I'm sure you will give him the same consideration you would all my wonderful liberal friends. :p:eek::rolleyes:
 
And now the rest of the story:
Each year when I put up the Christmas lights, the better half is never happy with me as I leave them up way too long.
This year she said " first nice day I want you to take the lights down".
Well, today was in the middle 50's....so I took them down.
Do I know how to make points or what?????
She isn't home yet but I'll bet she will be proud of me.
 
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