Yep - Mike Woodard. Happy Birthday. The BIG SIX OH. Have a great day.
Another December Birthday
- Thread starter STL Mark
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Thanks bud
Happy B-Day! Enjoy!
TOM KEISER
Member # 012
Happy Birthday Mike! I hope it's a good one.
Matthew 10:16
Member # 003
The big Six Oh? Awe you're nuttin but a kid. 
Have a goodun buddy.
Have a goodun buddy.THE OLD RANCHER
The banker saw his old friend Don, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Don had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Don if the rumor was true.
Don assured him that it was. The banker then asked Don the age of his new bride to be. Don proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Don should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Don thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Don in town again.
'How's the new wife?' asked the banker.
Don proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'
Without hesitating, Don said, 'She's pregnant too.'
Don't ever underestimate us old Guys!!!
The banker saw his old friend Don, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Don had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Don if the rumor was true.
Don assured him that it was. The banker then asked Don the age of his new bride to be. Don proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Don should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Don thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Don in town again.
'How's the new wife?' asked the banker.
Don proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'
Without hesitating, Don said, 'She's pregnant too.'
Don't ever underestimate us old Guys!!!
A Snake
Member #024
SIX OH!!!! I can barely remember that one....hope you have many more. Just remember, age is just a number.
Nice thing about getting older is you can blame a lot of ^%#* on your age. Of all the things I have lost in my life, I miss my mind the most.
Nice thing about getting older is you can blame a lot of ^%#* on your age. Of all the things I have lost in my life, I miss my mind the most.