Mike.....

Tim M

Tim M

PRESIDENT, Member # 015
GCC Member
Location
St. Charles
First Name
Tim
Last Name
Mauldin
There once was a man named Mike
He used to frequent the forum for a one liner or two
Then he disappeared and the forum was blue :(
He got a new job, has him running to and fro
He has no time for a forum or his bro's,
Then one day he logs back on,
He posts and posts until his fingers moan.
His one liners and responses make me crack a smile,:)
And the thought of him on the cruise Sunday makes me think a while.
So, I write this little diddy for a man named Mike
Hoping he will return more often for one liner's and the like.
His buddy Tom CLAIMS an illegal operation occurred,
But we all know that he searched the wrong word.
For Mark is the man and would never do such a thing,
to cause such a ruckus and cause Tom to say give me a ring.
Maybe Dave can help him out with his cause,
being the lawyer, cool guy and all.
So I wrap up my little poem with a few words for Mike,
Come to a meeting, a cruise or the like
Then you can call people Alice, skirt wearers, rookies and such
Or the King of One Liners may as well go hide in the corner, and not talk a bunch! :D:p
 
Tim, Tim, Tim,
I'm flattered you have "come out" and publicly dedicated a poem to me. I should probably do this privately but I think the rest of the members should know so I'll do it here. When I say, "I love you man", I don't really mean it. It's from a Bud commercial.....it's just a saying man. Sorry you took it the wrong way but I am proud of you for taking the first step to getting out of that closet permanently. On the bright side, now your living room won't be cluttered with coats now that you have a place to hang them up. By the way, I was putting members names and numbers in my cell phone and when I got to yours, Hollywood was too many characters so I had to shorten it to Holly. I had no idea at the time but it really seems appropriate now. Again, thank you for the poem but sorry, I'm not that guy. Also, please stop sending me flowers and candy, my house is starting to look like a funeral home. And last, stop calling my house hoping to hear my voice and hanging up when Michelle answers. We know it's you, we have caller ID.

Good luck on your man hunt.

I love you man.........not really.;)
 
Luv Fest Extraordinaire' Expose'

I had know idea U guys cared 4 each other so deeply! How poignant. Perhaps a fight 2 the death in a locked cage refereed by Tiny Tim (tip toe thru the tulips) would be a good way 2 solve this exchange of tersely worded repertoire. No masks permitted however cause Mike has definitely outed U now Holly. :eek: BTW How would he know? (Takes one to know one?) And if that doesn't work U guys could always resort 2 hiring a litigious, larcenous, lascivious, licentious litigator (a/k/a lieyer) to commence defamation of character litigation against one another. However please bear in mind that truth is an absolute defense 2 a defamation of character cause of action. :eek:
 
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I'm speechless
 
We're not Worthy, We're not Worthy, We're not Worthy

There once was a Man,
Who lived in a house,
Rumor had it he's a mouse,
But nay say they, he's da Man,
and so the Legand began.

His legions of fans,
said we dub thee Hollywood,
and they all said w/fanfare,
We love thee Sir Dollywood's,
Greatest Fan.

He reigned over his Kingdom
of fellow unworthy subjects,
with purple majesty wingdom,
from above w/ subjective pontithicating.

His legend grows as time goes by,
what a shame we are unworthy,
so let's all go by,
shouting to the King "we're not worthy."
 
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