Matthew 10:16
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
> > > It won.
> > >
> > > The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
> > > That he entered it in the
> > > Race
> > > Again, and it won again.
> > >
> > >
> > > The local paper read:
> > >
> > >
> > > PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT..
> > >
> > > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
> > > Publicity that he ordered the
> > > Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The next day, the local paper headline
> > > Read:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
> > >
> > > This was too much for the bishop, so he
> > > Ordered the pastor to get rid
> > > Of the donkey.
> > >
> > >
> > > The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
> > > Nearby convent.
> > >
> > > The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
> > > The following headline the
> > > Next day:
> > >
> > >
> > > NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
> > >
> > > The bishop fainted.
> > >
> > > He informed the nun that she would have to
> > > Get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The next day the paper read:
> > >
> > > NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
> > >
> > > This was too much for the bishop, so he
> > > Ordered the nun to buy back the
> > > Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
> > > Wild.
> > >
> > > The next day the headlines read:
> > >
> > > NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE..
> > >
> > > The bishop was buried the next day.
> > >
> > >
> > > The moral of the story is : Being
> > > Concerned about public opinion
> > > Can bring you much grief and misery . .
> > > Even shorten your life.
> > >
> > >
> > > So be yourself and enjoy life.
> > >
> > >
> > > Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
> > > You'll be a lot happier....and live longer!
OMG! I coudn't stop laughing on this one.