Is it...........................

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
> > > It won.
> > >
> > > The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
> > > That he entered it in the
> > > Race
> > > Again, and it won again.
> > >
> > >
> > > The local paper read:
> > >
> > >
> > > PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT..
> > >
> > > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
> > > Publicity that he ordered the
> > > Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The next day, the local paper headline
> > > Read:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
> > >
> > > This was too much for the bishop, so he
> > > Ordered the pastor to get rid
> > > Of the donkey.
> > >
> > >
> > > The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
> > > Nearby convent.
> > >
> > > The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
> > > The following headline the
> > > Next day:
> > >
> > >
> > > NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
> > >
> > > The bishop fainted.
> > >
> > > He informed the nun that she would have to
> > > Get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The next day the paper read:
> > >
> > > NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
> > >
> > > This was too much for the bishop, so he
> > > Ordered the nun to buy back the
> > > Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
> > > Wild.
> > >
> > > The next day the headlines read:
> > >
> > > NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE..
> > >
> > > The bishop was buried the next day.
> > >
> > >
> > > The moral of the story is : Being
> > > Concerned about public opinion
> > > Can bring you much grief and misery . .
> > > Even shorten your life.
> > >
> > >
> > > So be yourself and enjoy life.
> > >
> > >
> > > Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
> > > You'll be a lot happier....and live longer!

OMG! I coudn't stop laughing on this one. :D BTW Leaving for Colo. today to visit with my son. Will return next Wed. eve.
 
This sums it up for me

You have probably seen this before but here it is again.

Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' some time back:

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE ??

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I have the right 'NOT' to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn't die i n vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot you if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor.

I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right t o keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say 'NO!'

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of 'Political Correctness.' I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be 'African-Americans'? Besides,Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was fromEurope. I am proud to be from America and no where else!

And if you don' t like my point of view, tough...
 
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