Funny names

carpe kid

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First Name
Brandon
Last Name
Eckardt
My brother just sent me a mesage that he just left a domestic dispute call. He had to look at each of the kid's names on their birth certificates the kids names were:
Sexling
Urdiva
Sugarnhoney
Sir Daddylov
 
Had dinner with him last night said it was like an Abet & Costello skit

"What's your name?"

Sir.

"Whats your name?"

Sir.

"Tell me your name."

Sorry, sir, its Sir, Sir Daddylov.
 
Helen Waite...she is our credit manager...so if you need help to to Helen Waite.

Or maybe Mike Hunt...from the movie has any one seen him??
 
There is a Mike Hunt in Eureka. I believe he is now a Principal at one of the schools. Oh and FYI he only answers to Michael:D
 
Steve and I play volleyball with Ron Small who's Dad prefers to be called Dick, no really.
 
Dad played baseball with a Harry Bottoms. It just always brought up bad mental images.;)
 
I wanted to name my daughter Polly but my wife would not allow it.
Our name is pronounced just like the first name "Walley"
I thought it would be cool to be known as polly walley, doodle all day.

I wanted Walley for my son. Couldn't go wrong if I called him by first or last name.

Did you hear about the woman who named all her boys(she had 8 of em) Silas?
When asked how she could get the proper one to answer her, she called them by thier last name.

I have a cousin named Steve Kiss...same scenerio when in school and called out alphebetically....Kiss, Steve

I many times introduce myself to strange women as Pat, Pat Maweiny...good old Irish name.
 
:D Mike, mike, mike :D If only Dave would have had a daughter named Mary :D And if Tom would have named Andy - Roll :D
 
My father's name was Virlin Virgil Virgin!!!!!!!!! :D Everybody called him VV & me & my two bros who 1 yr younger & 1 yr older then me were called three little VVs. :eek: My parents named my sister who was the oldest of us 5, Virginia Virgin :eek: & you'll never guess who she married: Stan Cox! So she went fron Virginia Virgin to Virginia Cox!!!!! :eek: Strange stuff. :D BTW Maybe Tom should have named Andy Wilhem. :)
 
We had a lady at my church, now deceased, named Iona. Her maiden name was Pigg, and her married name was Barnhouse. So she went from Iona Pigg to Iona Barnhouse, or perhaps Iona Pigg Barnhouse.
 
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