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I knew this guy and he was very nice and 1 hell of a good guy - years ago I overhauled automatic transmissions for him and these animals took his life and yes you might put me in a class of racists and this is why...

Theory of Beer Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It...

Still like the looks of APE's top wish he would respond to his emails - would like to get 1 and modify to fit my B&B - think would fit ok except I put the top of my windsheild more uprite because I am to tall for this toy car. My wife still laughs at the time we got caught in the rain and slight...

Kinda sounds like your turkey is already cooked - worse yet let me guess you had turkey T V dinners for thanksgiving

I am going to put my 2 cents in #1 if you buy cylinder heads complete you can expect them to be put together with cheap crap ( example ) they will tell you they used a good quality valve but becareful what are the springs retainers and keepers had guy walk in shop with nice dart heads he...

If he can talk the owner of the vette into selling it cheap, let me know. Melt it down and make plastic golf tees out of it or plastic trash bags - will serve a better purpose

A story about a little boy called Marty Marty came home from school 1 day and made a bee line for his room, quickly his mother stopped him and asked how was school today. He blurted out that he had sex with his teacher, Wow mom went off the deep end and told him to go to his room and that when...

Our prayers are with you danny. So thats the pile of junk that got your foot dave - soon you too can limp around like fastlane dave.

Make sure you get a tetanus shot before touching it

Open you eyes everyone. Islam is an evil, dirty, scary, religion. There intent is to convert you to Islam or kill you. If you know a muslin, don't trust them, don't believe what they tell you. http://secure.afa.net/afa/activism/takeaction.asp?id=384 Seems like this is the only black man in...

Some people have all the luck If this does not touch your heart, then you just don't have one. An incredible story of luck and inspiration! Can you believe it? This guy, Ade Taylor, wins $181 million in the lottery last Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

The Dog Sitter A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat" agreed to look after, and house, her neighbor’s male dog while they were away on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart, but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and...

Praise The Lord... During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for prayers which had been answered. A lady stood up and came forward. She said, "I have a reason to thank the Lord. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck...

2 garbage bags A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags ripped, and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of...

The bear A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of University of Toronto. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real...

Should be anounced soon track is sold and land owners relized in order to attract a buyer they must sell land too. Thats all I know for now

The 'Final Election' While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a...

I liked his nickname dual bags

I stay in the dog house - think I will buy her some tools for christmas, they shine like jewery and more useful.

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