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'the kiss' A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either.. He asked...

Little Johny My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried...

WOW Jeff city to get 30 inchs - just checked go 1/2 - 3/4 in ice on picnik table in backyard in florissant

How to Sell Toothbrushes The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales...

Twelve Italian priests Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and...

The undertaker's black eye Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" asked his wife. "I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him...

Negative People This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable...

I like this guy's candor. If you haven't seen this guy before, you've missed an extraordinarily erudite speaker who was a comedian before he found his niche. He is serious when he is funny, and he is funny when he is serious. And, boy, does he make sense. This is his latest, and I think the...

RP Expo Pheasant Run resort St. Charles, IL Anybody interested in going let me know I want to go up early sun morn feb 27 th http://www.raceperformanceexpo.com/Home.htm

Make you feel all warm and fuzzy about him don't it

I always wait and see - come from the show me state - remember a weatherman ( or women ) can be wrong many times and still keep their job. And its not like its the 1st time for us.

The Welfare Check A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just...

IRS vs GRANDPA The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win...

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN...

Estimate your Illinois Internet sales taxes Technically, Internet shoppers are supposed to report and pay for untaxed online purchases when they file their annual state returns, though few do. Online merchants have argued that requiring them to navigate the varied rules and rates of more...

Still considered a kit car and have looked underneath 1 of them and not constructed as nice as yours mark - If it was me buying a assembled car it would be a sup perf

Wheres the pictures

Screw gm I was smart and did against what everybody was saying and bought ford stock when it was down. After working at gm dealers years ago and saw some of the crap they made, 200 turbo - bomb siteting blocks for main bearings - valves droping and telling customer you have been hot roding you...

Old ed the hen Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.' Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'...

Nope not going to get 1 for this Had jeep years ago with a plow and now have a son in his down time at work during a snow he runs a plow on the front of a ford 1 ton truck and gets my driveway