Purple Venom Strikes Again

Matthew 10:16

Matthew 10:16

Member # 003
Location
Bethalto, IL.
First Name
David
Last Name
Virgin
Hey GCC Guys: PURPLE NEWS FLASH. Get this. I go down 2 the beach today. I got on a T-shirt w/a Cobra on the front of it. A gaggle of smokn hot bikini clad babealicious babes come up 2 me & ask do U know Tim Mauldin? & I says "Well like yeah, 4 Sure." & they start giggln. & then they ask "Well like how well?" & I say well fairly well, so? & then they start 2 get excited. So I realizes, this is an opportunity 4 me 2 cash in on Tim's fame. So I says "well he's like 1 of my best friends." So they like started shriekn out loud "Oh my God! Oh my God!" & started jumpn up & down & kept askn 4 sure/4 real. & I says "OH YEAH" like 4 sure. & then sensing they don't believe me, I immediately began 2 describe Tim & his ultra cool ride right down 2 the sunglasses & the entire aura that is Tim. When they realized I wasn't pulln there string bikinis, they almost peeeed their bikini bottoms. So I says well if ya like wanna get 2 know him better I could possibly arrange that. Well that's when things started ALMOST gettn outa hand. They started doin the Girls Gone Wild thing :eek: w/liftin their bikini tops 4 me & looked liked they wanted 2 start gettn 2 close 2 me. So I says, now wait a minute, I'm married & I can't like do the stuff Tim does. :D So they says well OK can we @ least have UR autograph cause UR like 1 of his best friends. & I says well I'll tell U what, I'll see if I can get Tim's autograph 4 ya. Well that did it. They started that Girls Gone Wild stuff again & I said I'm outa here b4 I gets myself in trouble. PURPLE REIGNS 4EVER. Sorry Prince or whatever UR name is.
 
I'm beginning to think the purple neon burned out your retina's the other night??? Or you've been in the Florida sun too long w/o sunblock???

NPDH (No Pictures Didn't Happen)
 
Thought I had reminded Brandy and friends to be quiet before Florida. But, just to be sure, you should send me a picture so I can identify her.:D I thought you were going to speak of a sighting at a St. Peters show on Saturday. Pictures WILL follow, as soon as I find where my wife put them.
 
Uh Oh

STL-Scott said:
I'm beginning to think the purple neon burned out your retina's the other night???* Or you've been in the Florida sun too long w/o sunblock???NPDH (No Pictures Didn't Happen)
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Scotty Dude: I may be suffern from heat stroke. I think I may have seen a mirage. I'm gonna have 2 check my pics. I'll let ya know later. On the serious side of things my son was reading his bible this morning on our balcony over looking the ocean & was asking me 2 help him interpret some scriptures he has been reading. WOW, do I love that guy. I'm very proud of him. I'm hoping Terri & Jordan will both come with me next Sunday to Eureka. Dave
 
U've dun it again Tim

Purple Venom said:
Thought I had reminded Brandy and friends to be quiet before Florida.* But, just to be sure, you should send me a picture so I can identify her.:D* I thought* you were going to speak of a sighting at a St. Peters show on Saturday.* Pictures WILL follow, as soon as I find where my wife put them.
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Now I'm REALLY jealous! :eek: 5 Cobras lined up together in St. Peters & my beast is not in there. OUCH. :( I recognized some of us. Who R the others? Any possible converts/new members? I see @ least 3 engineers in the group. Don't tell me there is already a clique forming in our little club. Say it isn't so. :eek: Just kidn. Dave
 
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That Pic was taken in '07 at the KSHE car show. You recognize mine, Mike, and Tom's car. The other two are Keith Mueller (Blue/White - heads up the Gateway FFROG group) and Perry something of another in the Red/White on the far left. Haven't seen Perry in a while. Tom posted a note about this club on the other forum.
 
So, this is what Dave was up to.....:D

So, I found what Dave was doing in Fla. I received this spy photo from an anonymous friend. :D
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Don't scroll down if you are at work, Don't worry Mark/Chuck - no nudity or anything really bad
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UR tooooo much

There's only 1 problem. That can't be me. Sure looks like me, butt :rolleyes: I think U hired somebody that looks like me 2 pose with that babe. BTW orange is 1 of my favorite colors. If that was me I wouldn't be holdn her hand, my hand would've been in a different place. :eek: Gottcha
 
It did happen - WOW!

Thanks for the post card Dave, um, I mean Bubbles...

Got home from my trip to Detroit, and my wife says there is a really strange post card, and who is this Tim character???

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My autograph is worth something ya know :D I feel left out, no postcard? Wow, see where I rank on the list.
 
That would be Brandi on the Left, left middle, right middle and Right. Funny, I never really thought about that....:rolleyes:
 
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